The Republic of Harry Partch is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.05 billion Harry Partchians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although International Aid, Social Policy, and Administration are also considered important, while Industry and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 8.7%.

The Harry Partchian economy, worth 24.8 trillion headpats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 23,645 headpats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Requests for government aid can be forwarded to the beach, legend has it Leader's shower singing echoes through the halls of government, endangered species are effective hostages against the Harry Partchian military, and corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Harry Partch's national animal is the catgirl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Harry Partch is ranked 271,041^st in the world and 1,211^th in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.